Munchkin
Written By: Paul Harrison and Sherveen Malaki (cover of "Manic Monday")
Performed By: Paul Harrison w/Sherveen Malaki
She's 2 foot 6 and she looks like she's just come from my dreams;
She's looks like a nightmare, and her hair is really really green;
She likes to go (BOOM), and she raped me in the locker room;
She's pregnant with 10 kids and she don't know who the daddy is.
It's just another Munchkin Lunchtime, (ooooh)
We're just gonna mime, (ooooh)
Salty Gloopy Enzymes, (ooooh)
Her hair is really really Lime,
It's just another Munchkin Lunchtime
Her kids are called Alexis but one of them is called Bob;
The Munchkin is a prostitute because she cant get a job;
It takes her so long to figure out that she's got a (KNOB);
She was so upset that she thought that she would cut it off.
It's just another Munchkin Lunchtime, (ooooh)
We're just gonna mime, (ooooh)
Salty Gloopy Enzymes, (ooooh)
Her hair is really really Lime,
It's just another Munchkin Lunchtime
Of all of my nights why did the Munchkin have to pick last night to go down?
(Last night…Last night)
Doesn't it matter that I had her twice already,
Munchkin's going down,
She tells me in her bedroom voice:
'Come on honey, let's go make some noise'
(Ba ba ba ba)
Time it goes so fast
(When your having fun)
It's just another Munchkin Lunchtime, (ooooh)
We're just gonna mime, (ooooh)
Salty Gloopy Enzymes, (ooooh)
Her hair is really really Lime,
It's just another Munchkin Lunchtime
