Cards
Written By: Paul Harrison
Performed By: Paul Harrison
Sing a song about the cards I got,
A pair of eight, a king, and a five,
Got another king, 8, 9, 3,
Wish I had a five, knock on the table.
Cynthia's got a full house,
Thinks she's cool,
Really a fool,
Bets her chips, without thinking.
52 cards in a deck,
And all I need is the 6 of spades,
6 of spades will win the game,
1 out of 52 in the deck.
Poke her with your penis,
Poke her with your cards,
Poke her with a poker,
Won't go far.
Can't hold 'em for much longer,
Wanna play blackjack?
How about pontoon?
Maybe a game of slams?
52 cards in a deck,
And all I need is the 6 of spades,
6 of spades will win the game,
1 out of 52 in the deck.
Ace, Two, Three, Four,
Bet with chips, no more!
Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy,
My obsession from a western - my dance floor date,
My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy guy from head to toe,
Wanna make you mine,
Better get in line…
Nine, Ten, Jack, Queen,
I like my meat really lean.
52 cards in a deck,
And all I need is the 6 of spades,
6 of spades will win the game,
1 out of 52 in the deck.
Oh, wait a minute!
We forgot the King!
What rhymes with King?
Oh yeah, MING!
Like vases (or Cynthia).
52 cards in a deck,
And all I need is the 6 of spades,
6 of spades will win the game,
1 out of 52 in the deck.
